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Gee, whiz, I'm really happy... but I can't remember why.

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Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have tried to tie up the boat myself.

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Stare into my eyes. Let's worship Satan together!

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This is what happens when you try to pick your nose and miss.

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There's no better place than a temple to try your hand at flying. Look ma, no wings! SPLAT.